- Grant Robertson is lead editor of Download Squad.
- Grant Robertson is a coffee snob.
- Grant Robertson is vegetarian, except when he isn’t, which is often; It’s complicated.
- Grant Robertson speaks Php much better than he speaks Spanish.
- Grant Robertson is aware that WD-40 is a solvent, not a lubricant.
- Grant Robertson voted for John Kerry; Please don’t tell his mother.
- Grant Robertson shouldn’t be confused with the Grant Robertson who writes for The Globe and Mail.
- Grant Robertson doesn’t live in Canada anymore.
- Grant Robertson is a part time stand-up comic; and a full time smart-ass.
- Grant Robertson hates poorly documented code.
- Grant Robertson is not recyclable.
- Grant Robertson possesses an encyclopedic knowledge of The Simpsons.
- Grant Robertson secretly wishes Carl Kasell would record the message on his answering machine.
- Grant Robertson can neither be created, nor destroyed.
- Grant Robertson consumes Diet Dr. Pepper at a rate previously thought medically impossible.
- Grant Robertson is fiercely loyal, until you cross him.
- Grant Robertson has been known to be pedantic.
- Grant Robertson can count to ten in French and Spanish, although the other useful phrases he knows aren’t generally safe in public.
- Grant Robertson is a sucker for old synthesyzers and electric pianos.
- Grant Robertson has owned more than 14 cars since reaching legal driving age.
- Grant Robertson has lousy ankles.
- Grant Robertson is in love with Christina Warren.
- Grant Robertson understands you love @film_girl, too. Why wouldn’t you?
- Grant Robertson knows the difference between his love for @film_girl and your love for @film_girl is, she loves Grant back.
- Grant Robertson
really hates is learning to be ok with Facebook again.
- Grant Robertson loves the books of Chuck Palanhiuk.
- Grant Robertson often has difficulty sleeping.
- Grant Robertson hasn’t read Steven King since the age of 15.
- Grant Robertson isn’t amused.
- Grant Robertson recently quit smoking, again. Totally for reals this time.
- Grant Robertson may have an undiagnosed case of Asperger’s Syndrome.
- Grant Robertson should not be left unsupervised in a toy store.
- Grant Robertson contains 10% fruit juice by volume.
- Grant Robertson can often be found eating veggie Indian Thali at Vatica.
- Grant Robertson stands five feet nine inches tall. *1/24th scale die-cast replicas are not currently available.
- Grant Robertson is a robot.
- Grant Robertson maintains a very consistent panda bear shape.
- Grant Robertson is not safe for mothers who are nursing.
- Grant Robertson does not think AJAX is a cleaning product.
- Grant Robertson is not evenly divisible by two.
- Grant Robertson is not for recreational use.
- Grant Robertson has not been approved by the FDA for use in the treatment or diagnosis of any medical condition.
