“Ok, John, here’s the deal. I’ll get the duct tape. When you see an opportunity, grab her. We’ll find a closet or something to shove her in and when someone asks us if we’ve seen Hillary we’ll just say, ‘No, why? She really should be here. That’s so irresponsible.”
To which John replied, “But dude, tomorrow is Halloween. That’s when she’s at her strongest. You know, bubble bubble toil and trouble and all that jazz. If you think I’m going to risk being turned into a frog over this, you’re nuts.”